P for Profanity

its 3:55 am which if i round up would be 4am….. not into numbers so i don’t know the rules about rounding off numbers and whether you can apply that to time…. anyways, im supposed to write some snappy and short write up for our station…. and for the life of me, i could not come up with one line without thinking of explicits and profanities in it. must be all those super cool websites that ive been visiting while trying to write, that rubbed on me.

it’s all kuya jay’s (our uber cool editor) fault. he showed me this website called www.badassoftheweek.com where i get to read all about this bad ass dudes and a relatively few dudettes. its not so much the info on the website but more of how the info was delivered. now if i were a regular normal traditional (mouthful of adjectives there) girl, which i am not, i would probably be put off by the number of profanities written on the article. but, like i said, i am neither normal, traditional or regular…. which means…. i love the site. if i were a dude, id probably have a hard on…. if you were anything like me, you would know what i mean. think me weird, i don’t care but reading profanities turn me on. its like reading a fuck-i-need-to jack-now piece of erotica or watching a talk-dirty-you-nasty-cunt porno. excuse my language…. i did say i was turned on…..